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I Love You With All My Nose
For my loved ones I love you with all my nose. See how it gleams and glows. All through the frost night my nose glimmers brightly, my sparkles of love fly over the city to you. I love you with … Continue reading
The Spider
A true story Dear teeny little spider upon the bathroom wall however did you get there? This house has no flies. Whatever shall you eat? Dust? Belly button fluff? Dear teeny little spider upon the bathroom wall wherever is your … Continue reading
The Secret Life of Teachers
Who knows? Not me. When the dining hall is silent … Continue reading
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Tagged children's poem, fantasy, humour, imagination, night time, schools, secrets, teachers
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The Saga of Jennifer Jones
Do not underestimate small girls Jennifer Jones, all skin and bones, lived at number twenty-three. Her dad dropped dead, her mum got wed to Jason Pitts from Leigh-on-Sea. Jennifer Jones, all skin and bones, ran away from twenty-three. She … Continue reading
I’m in Love with Wendy Wilkins
First love I’m in love with Wendy Wilkins I can’t eat or sleep or think Wendy Wilkins Wendy Wilkins Wendy Wilkins! I write her name in purple ink. I’ve got a crush on Julie Morgan it’s so bad I think I’ll die Julie Morgan … Continue reading
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Tagged children's poem, first love, funny, humour, love, stray kitten
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